hausmusik:

I think about this literally every time I get yelled at

mintsyrup:

kemonos:

virgo-passing:

kemonos:

i run a lesbian fb group and we got a request from a spam bot and

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That’s my girlfriend

update: lensbian dykely is the wokest of them all

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i’m legally changing my name to this

lolt64:

so glad the important parts of this post are completely circled so my brain doesnt fry it self trying to comprehend this complex message

saintkathryn:

i fucking hate this thing so fucking much

tyleroakley:

dearbluetravelers:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

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This is literally the funniest thing

[ID: a person wearing glasses, smiling and holding their hand behind a knife to help the camera focus on it. At the bottom of the frame, the top of a pumpkin is visible.]

THE MOST ME

I’m Thinking About Him………….Are U ?

thebootydiaries:

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slobbish:

Waking up for school like

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nb-iceland:

maiseni:

nb-iceland:

their art is perfect

who?

the my mutual reading this

thebootydiaries:

vacayxxx:

thebootydiaries:

“ur dumb” um lol?? then explain this???

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John LEMON? Yeah u dumb

ya but catch me at ur local walmart @ 100 years old w my nutritional citrus GLOW so ??

rovedtalking:

Me when I hear someone speaking a language that’s not their native with an accent: YAS slay the game you are doing amazing go you.

Me when I hear myself have an accent in a language that’s not my native: I want death, this is terrible. This needed to be gone by yesterday.